Audible Scorpions
In addition to the shiney shiney hardcover of The Scorpion Rules, you can also pick up a copy of the audiobook. To be honest I haven't listened to it, because hearing your own words read to you is kind of mortifying. But I will pluck up my sanity and listen soon, because I love a good audiobook, and because this sample is ROCKING.
iTunes: http://apple.co/1FdHVGP
Audible: http://adbl.co/1LCzWjb