"Whereas I," she said, "have a complex political relationship with my underarm hair."
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--So if you buy, like, a bag of socks, so you've got four or six pairs the same, do you try to keep the sort the pairs together? So they wear evenly?
--You're kidding. That's why I buy a bunch the same. If I get two black ones together that's good enough for me.
--The guy I dated in college, his mother used to embroider a little K on the bottom of his socks. And he could tell, when he was sorting them, which ones went together.
--You're well rid of him.
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"Now my sister's dog -- dumb as a bag of hammers, that dog is. But that's how she likes them. You should meet the husband."
I really like these. I had a bag of hammers once. Then my dog ate them.